Why did the chicken cross the road?
-Because they wanted to get to the other side..
If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
-Green perhaps.. haha..
Why do they call them Apple Jacks, if they don't taste like apple?
-Dont know.. haha..
If a turtle is born without a shell is he naked or homeless?
-Naked. hahahah.. xD
If the dictionary spells a word wrong how are we suppose to know?
If a tree falls in the woods ... Do all the other trees laugh at it?
-Maybe.. hahahahah.. xDD
Do fish ever get thirsty?
-Lol.. do fish ever had to pee? ahahah.. xDDD